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Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	2981
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4461	Star Shards Collected:	279
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3153	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	768	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	54	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	335
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4608	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!