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BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

asset explorer, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, BandCraft, Bang, BanG Dream!, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, Casual Rock Stars Gacha, charactersorter, ChuPareo, CREEPERS, dream, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Girls Band Party, Jam, Live Interactions, Morfonica, Nanami, Poppin’western journey, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3025	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	278	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Crops Grown:	5080	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	86	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	432
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Divine Spears Created:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Votes:	6206
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.