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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 76330985

Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous message, CLANDESTINE, Code, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, Cryptic, Enigmatic, Epic, hidden, love, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 76330985, puzzle, Riddle, secret, secret admirer, Server, undercover, unknown

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1569	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mini-game where you can battle it out with giant flying squids armed with laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). See you in the game, fellow blockheads! <3

CraftyAnon’s LOL Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, CLANDESTINE, cloak-and-dagger, Covert, CraftyAnons, Enigma, Fiction, für, hidden identity, Intriguing, lol, Mystery, No. 918449504, novel, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, undercover, unknown

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness of s/fur!

Join us on s/fur for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – on s/fur, you can ride on the backs of llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that sing show tunes, and battle it out in epic PvP matches where the winner gets a crown made of cheese.

So why wait? Join s/fur today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our wacky world, there’s no turning back!

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, CLANDESTINE, Code, Covert, Crafty, Cryptic, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, kneel, lolz, mysterious number, Mystery, No. 74500230, puzzling, secret message, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have the courage to face the dreaded Chicken Army. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and kneel before the mighty llama overlords!

CraftyMcCraftFace: Server No. 917025932 by Definitely Not Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, Covert, CraftyMcCraftFace, crime, Cryptic, detective, ELUSIVE, Enigma, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, Obscure, puzzle, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unsolved

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7803	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of RAINBOW LLAMAS and battle evil mobs with DANCING SKELETONS as your allies.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot EXPLODING SHEEP from your fingertips and build castles made of CHOCOLATE BLOCKS.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet TALKING CREEPER that will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet discussion, message board, Minecraft, No. 15399201, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online privacy, online thread, Shenanigans, smp, Umm, user anonymity., user forum, User-generated content

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Animals Bred:	53

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	2393	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	59
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	683	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9883
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).