🍆💦CLANDESTINA Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you a 27-year-old boomer looking to dive into the magical world of Touhou? Well, fear not, my friend, because it’s never too late to join the party! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Touhou fanatic and show off your danmaku skills.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling cute girls with deadly powers, dodging bullets like a pro, and immersing yourself in the enchanting music and art of the Touhou universe. Plus, rumor has it that Marisa Kirisame herself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a spell card duel!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the Touhou madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Touhou master and earn the title of Gensokyo’s greatest boomer!

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

Communication, competitive, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, I played, leisure, lol, LolCraft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pastime, Reflexes, Server, skill-building, socializing, strategy, teamwork, these, video games, virtual world

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers wear party hats and breakdance when they explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a hot tub filled with lava for the ultimate relaxation experience, and a petting zoo where you can cuddle with baby creepers and endermen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to go eat some cake made out of diamonds – yes, we have that too)!

MomVsStepMom Minecraft Server

blended families, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, exclusion, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, family relationships, Jealousy, Minecraft, MomVsStepMom, parental favoritism, parental relationships, pre-wedding activities, Server, sibling relationships, stepfamily dynamics, stepmother issues, toxic behavior, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding preparations

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a stepmom and her stepkids.

Watch as the stepmom tries to outshine the real mom at every school event, birthday party, and family gathering. Will she succeed in her quest to become the favorite parent, or will the kids continue to shut her out of their lives?

With more petty drama than a reality TV show, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on in and witness the chaos unfold – just make sure to leave your matching outfits at home!

SibSquadSitterGoneAustria

Austria, Burnout, caretaking, Conflict, emergency, family, Friends, Funeral, high school, oldest daughter syndrome, overreacting, parents, RELATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, school responsibilities, selfish, Siblings, SibSquadSitterGoneAustria, Strain, University

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the oldest sibling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and surviving – just like trying to keep up with 10 younger siblings!

Need a break from the chaos of family responsibilities? Come escape to our server and let loose with some blocky fun. We promise, no one will ask you to babysit a bunch of virtual siblings here!

Embark on quests, team up with other players, and explore our virtual world without the stress of real-life obligations. Because let’s face it, taking care of 10 siblings while juggling school and university is no easy feat – even for the most seasoned Minecraft player!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner child (or responsible older sibling) run wild. Who knows, you might even find some virtual siblings to take care of – but this time, they won’t eat all your virtual snacks!

FingerGunz Minecraft Server

Bang Bang, finger guns, finger pistols, FingerGunz, Firearm, funny, Gestures, gun fingers, hand gesture, handguns, humor, imagination, make believe, Minecraft, pew pew, pistols, playful, playful gestures, PRETEND, pretend play, Server, shooting simulation, weapons

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Are you tired of your boring old finger guns just shooting out imaginary bullets? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your finger guns are upgraded to shoot out explosive TNT! That’s right, no more pew pew, now it’s BOOM BOOM!

Join our server and show off your finger gun skills by taking down creepers, zombies, and even other players with your explosive firepower. But be careful, because with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional accidental crater in the ground).

So if you’re ready to take your finger guns to the next level and blow up everything in sight, then join our server today! Just remember to always aim responsibly and watch out for any stray chickens that might get caught in the crossfire. See you in the game, explosive fingers!

BlockyOffender69

Accountability, behavior evaluation, BlockyOffender69, character analysis, Character development, consequences, controversy, criminal, criminal behavior, dark side, Ethics, fictional character, fictional universe, fictional world, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, legal consequences, morality, Real Life, registered sex offender, societal norms

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guest appearance from everyone’s favorite fictional character – the one and only Spongebob Squarepants! But watch out, because in real life, Spongebob would definitely be a registered sex offender. Join our server to see what kind of shenanigans he gets up to in the virtual world! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

tokyo dating app minecraft server

app, birthrate, Boost, DATING, dating app, demographics, Government, innovation, Japan, Launch, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Population, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social experiment, Technology, TOKYO, Tokyo government

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so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Tantrum-Free Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, family dynamics, Maturity, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, personal growth, self-care, Stress Management, TantrumFree, teenager, Understanding, work-life balance, Zone

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your teenager’s dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you forgetting all about your kid’s C grade.

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about your work meetings and your teenager’s emotional outbursts. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t scream and cry when you’re trying to focus.

And if your teenager tries to interrupt your gaming session, just tell them to take a hike to the Nether! Our server is a safe haven from real-world drama, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll need to apologize for is not joining sooner. Let’s block and roll, baby!

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server

assets, beneficiaries, bequests, childfree, Childless, Decision making, distribution, end of life, Estate Planning, family, future planning, Inheritance, KidlessCraft, Legacy, loved ones, Minecraft, Next of Kin, passing on, personal belongings, RELATIVES, Server, wealth, wills

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Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to the childless? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the struggle of not having anyone to pass your diamonds down to when you kick the bucket. Join us for a chance to build your virtual empire without worrying about pesky heirs stealing your loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of immortal wolves who will protect your belongings for all eternity. So come on, join us and live out your child-free Minecraft dreams!

BlockyJobGone

BlockyJobGone, Burnout, Career Change, constant conflicts, constant stress, declining mental health, feeling stuck, feeling unappreciated, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of growth opportunities, lack of passion, lack of recognition, loss of motivation, negative impact on physical health, no room for advancement, no support from management, poor work-life balance, time to quit, toxic work environment

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When you start dreaming about quitting your job and opening a llama farm in Minecraft instead, it’s definitely time to join our server! Our llamas are top-notch farmers and will help you harvest crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, our virtual office parties are legendary – last week, we had a dance-off with the Ender Dragon and let’s just say, he’s got some moves! So say goodbye to your boring job and hello to a world where llamas rule and the only deadline is when the sun sets in Minecraft. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crops Grown:	8560
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8064	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Revolutionary CLANDESTINA Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

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MomVsStepMom Minecraft Server

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SibSquadSitterGoneAustria

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FingerGunz Minecraft Server

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BlockyOffender69

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Tantrum-Free Zone

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server

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BlockyJobGone

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16