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DeutschCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Votes:	4710	Buildings Constructed:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it that if you find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a really cool hat, who knows?).

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Welcome to the madness that is mittagsausgabe Minecraft server!

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

climate change, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heatwave, heatwave cycle, heatwave frequency, heatwave season, heatwave trend, heatwave warning, HeatwaveCraft, hot weather, Hottest, Iceland, mass migration, Minecraft, normal weather, record heatwave, Server, Summer, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5508	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Villages Defended:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6466
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	196
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	173	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4661	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	6362
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	16

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4688
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Buildings Constructed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Potions Brewed:	158	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchantments Applied:	98

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!