Clamato – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

aunt, birthday gift, body image, body positivity, CraftyWeightWatchers, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gossip, fat shaming, gift refusal, health concerns, Humiliation, Minecraft, overreacting, overweight, self esteem, Server, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss, weight watchers subscription

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
ClubCraft: Drug Drama

Apology, Argument, career concerns, ClubCraft, Confrontation, Drama, DRUG, Drugs, ecstasy, facebook, fake story, Gaslighting, inheritance scam, mutual friends, nightclub, online business, PARANOIA, Rock star, Screenshots, VIP area, Writing a book

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NSFWadviceMC SMP

Adult, advice, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Mature, NSFW, NSFWadviceMC, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sexual, smp, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
ParkourPals Minecraft Server

antwerp, Belgium, crime, Dead, feet tied, hands tied, Homicide, investigation, man, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, murder, News, Palestinian, park, ParkourPals, Police, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

Active players, Claim, Conquer, Countries, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, ENTERING, Factions, Ip:, JOINING, LifeSteal, PvP, replica, Saga, Season, Shenanigans, smp, Start, Survival, ViolentStormz, Void, Wars, Working

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SayHisNameMC SMP

honor his name, long live his name, never forget his name, remember his name, say his name, say his name always, say his name forever, say his name in justice, say his name in memory, say his name in peace., say his name in remembrance, say his name in solidarity, say his name in tribute, say his name loud, say his name proud, say his name with honor, say his name with love, say his name with respect, say his name with reverence, SayHisNameMC, smp, speak his name

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP