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Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2099	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2023	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ores Mined:	3984
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	255	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6095
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Potions Brewed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ores Mined:	7862	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	404605
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!