CJMHD Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	7

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	144
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6269	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1640	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	6175
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1700

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!