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Blocky Brotherhood Minecraft Server

blocky, brotherhood, cj, controversial themes, Diversity, dyke, errand boy, fag, friendship, gta games, inclusion, jew, latina, loyalty, male friendship, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, san andreas, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a GTA game but with more brotherhood? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find more loyalty than a pack of wolves! Join us and experience a world where your fellow players have your back no matter what – whether you’re building a fortress or taking on the Ender Dragon.

Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?

Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server

accomplishment, challenge, cj, damn, determination, Effort, Fails, Failure, Frustration, Horse, lesson learned, meme, Minecraft, mistake, motivation, perseverance, Quote, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, saddle, Server, success, task

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	960441
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	53	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2724
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Farms Harvested:	174
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Votes:	4342	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ores Mined:	3419
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!