I mean, if a group of rebels in the Middle East are willing to risk it all just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now before you get kidnapped by rebels too! lolz.
Join forces with the Llamas and fight against the evil Sheep Empire as they try to take over the land of sausages and beer. Will you be able to defend your territory and claim victory in this epic showdown?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted bratwursts and enchanted lederhosen waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find these hidden treasures and become the richest player in the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness of the race war in Germany! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
Join in on the chaos and pick a side – will you fight for the leftoids and their rainbow flag-waving allies, or will you join forces with the Jews and their conservative clown army? The battles are intense, the drama is real, and the memes are top-tier.
So why wait? Come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this wild and wacky Minecraft server showdown! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected.
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to take down the establishment in the most hilarious way possible. We’re not anti-Jew, we’re not anti-White, we’re just anti-America (and maybe a little anti-establishment too).
Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server you’ll be fighting for your survival against the forces of evil (or at least, the forces of power-hungry players). Whether you hate America, Israel, or just love causing chaos, this is the place for you.
Join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start your own Maoist-themed foreign backed Civil War – the possibilities are endless!
Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?
Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!
Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.
And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.
With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!
See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!
Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?
Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.
Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!
Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!
Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!
SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.
This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS.
Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
| Features |
|---|
| 2 /sethomes + bed |
| easy /spawn access |
| developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| rare head drops |
| physical and active player-based economy |
| gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
| Questions | Answers |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, we do not have complicated claiming plugins. You are free to build anywhere as long as you follow our rules. |
| Are there admin shops or jobs available? | No, our economy is player-driven and does not involve admin shops or jobs. |
| What is the bedrock connection port? | The bedrock connection port is 63809. |
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!
So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).
imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.
we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.
