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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8021 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!