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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7573 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 84 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!