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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 675 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2504 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
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