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DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Votes:	1771
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4676	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	606	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1927
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	777	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1662

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!