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KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Zombie Dances:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally epic and full of crazy adventures? well, do i have the server for u! picture this: u log on and u immediately get thrown into a world where u have to fight off a russian offensive in the kharkiv region. but, like, don’t worry, cuz president zelenskyy is there to help u out! join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u could ever dream of. so, what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s kick some russian butt together!

CraftyBookmarks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, the most epic adventures and stuff. like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with, like, diamond swords and stuff. it was, like, insane, man.

and, like, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we all, like, build crazy castles and roller coasters and stuff. one time, someone built a giant toilet just for fun. it was, like, hilarious, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we have, like, weekly treasure hunts where you can find, like, rare loot and stuff. one time, someone found a diamond block in a hidden cave and everyone was, like, freaking out. it was, like, the best day ever, man.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and meet some awesome peeps, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make. trust me, bro.

Family Fail Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being the black sheep of your family? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, being a failure is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to live up to your family’s expectations. Build a house that constantly collapses, mine for diamonds only to accidentally throw them in lava, and fail spectacularly at every PvP battle. Embrace your inner failure and join us today!

MorningCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Good morning, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his booty in a lava-filled maze guarded by zombie pigmen in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, because you never know when you’ll need to fend off a horde of evil bunnies wearing monocles. See you in the game!

GriefCrafters

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Forget about your dad trying to find a silver lining in everything, on our server, we only find diamonds! And if anyone tries to bring up real-life drama, just call them a loser and keep mining away.

Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness of the real world. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together while leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCure Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cure for your rare unnamed disease is to join us and play! Our pixelated world is filled with magical blocks that have been known to cure even the most bizarre illnesses.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Block of Healing, rumored to have the power to cure any ailment, no matter how strange. But beware, the path is treacherous and filled with mobs that are not afraid to give you a virtual sneeze!

So put on your armor, grab your pickaxe, and come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just find the cure to your mystery disease and become the hero of the Minecraft world!

Blockbuster LOLs

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	239	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles between chickens and pigs, witness cows doing the moonwalk, and see creepers breakdancing to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by riding a llama blindfolded while juggling diamond swords. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you embark on the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft!

FenceJudgeCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	76
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.

u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon

MintCraft – The Phantom Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Goth Ghost Maid Edition server is here to shake things up! Join us for a hauntingly good time as you explore our spooky world filled with ghostly surprises.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by none other than the legendary Mint Fantome herself. That’s right, THE Mint Fantome! She’s even been known to make appearances in-game, so keep an eye out for her ghostly presence.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a podcast hosted by Mint and Matara where they discuss all things supernatural and Minecraft-related. Plus, we have exclusive merch available for all you die-hard fans out there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a real ghost maid while you’re at it!

HotelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than Hell itself! Join us for a wild ride through the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Picture this: you, as a demon, running your own assassin business with your trusty weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound. It’s like The Office meets Game of Thrones, but in Hell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fics, episodes, and even a cytube channel where you can watch all the chaos unfold. And don’t even get me started on the booru – it’s a treasure trove of demonic delights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Hell and let’s raise some hell together! Just be sure to pack your fireproof armor and bring your sense of humor – things are about to get lit!