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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4480 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
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