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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6305 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.
3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.
4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.