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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5065 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??
on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.
so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.
