🍆💦Citadel series Minecraft Servers

PixelmonPals Minecraft Server

aoki, battle, Challenges, chapter, character growth, friendship, Liko, Mentorship, Minecraft, PixelmonPals, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, practical application tests, Roy Dot, second half, Server, skills development, struggling eatery, teamwork, Terastal Debut, test preparation, trainees, Training

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can battle against Aoki in a virtual showdown! But that’s not all, before you face off against Aoki, you must first help out at a struggling eatery in the virtual world. Who knew saving a virtual restaurant could be so thrilling?

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane battles, and hilarious moments as you navigate through the Terastal Debut chapter. Will you emerge victorious against Aoki? Will you be able to save the eatery from virtual bankruptcy? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

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Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	201	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

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Vanillish

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Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	199	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Emeralds Found:	9333
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3