CISHET Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SwearCraft: Awkwardly Close to Comfort

anxiety, Apology, awkwardly, Boundaries, close, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, discomfort, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, language issues, misunderstanding, personal boundaries, perspective, reconciliation, Respect, Rumors, SwearCraft, swearing, toxic relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Emeralds Found:	6428

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where swearing is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! If you’ve ever been scolded for letting a few choice words slip, then this is the server for you. Our community is all about expressing yourself freely, even if that means dropping an F-bomb or two.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Our server is so outrageous, even waking up your friends on the bus won’t lead to drama like it did for poor Ray. Let loose, build epic structures, and let your creativity run wild without fear of judgment.

So, if you’re tired of walking on eggshells around sensitive friends, come join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and let those swear words fly! Let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, no matter how colorful their language may be.

RevoltCraft SMP: ThrowOffDespotism

absolute Despotism, civil rights, Democracy, Duty, freedom, future security, Government, Justice, long train of abuses, new Guards, Oppression, Overthrow, political activism, protest, resistance, RevoltCraft, revolution, RIGHTS, smp, ThrowOffDespotism, tyranny, usurpations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords on other servers? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we throw off the shackles of tyranny and create a new world order filled with chaos and mayhem!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a llama, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. As you explore the vast lands, you come across a group of players dressed as pandas riding on top of flying pigs, engaging in epic battles with a horde of evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic gaming community on the internet. It’s your right, it’s your duty to experience the madness and create new guards for your future security. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

Accidents, Adult, adult accidents, adulting, awkward moments, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bathroom mishaps, Bowel Movements, CraftyCraps, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny incidents, funny stories, Oops, personal hygiene, personal stories, poop stories, Share, toilet troubles, unfortunate events

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

Forgotten Realms

bolt, claiming system, diamond standard, EcoMobs, Economy, English, European, FANTASY, Farming, Forgotten, hermits, Levelledmobs, Medieval, MONEY, open world, overinflation, Plugins, Quests, Realms, Reforging, RPG, Rtp, smp, Veinminer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Server Name:	Forgotten Realms
Theme:	Medieval/English/European with fantasy elements
Main Plugins:	Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, VeinMiner
Economy:	“Diamond standard” – $1 = 1 diamond
IP:	forgotten-realms.net
Version:	1.21.4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after medieval or English/European buildings with fantasy elements.

2. What are the main plugins used on the server?

The main plugins include Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, and VeinMiner.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The server follows the “diamond standard” economy, where $1 is equal to 1 diamond. There is no overinflation of the economy, and players earn money through farming and other activities.

4. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

5. Are there any other unique features on the server?

Other unique features on the server include miscellaneous open-world plugins like Bolt for hermits, along with RTP (Random Teleport), Quests, and VeinMiner.

Mystic Wonders Server 1.21

$300 anons, ANONYMOUS, behavior analysis, Communication, Community, debate, discussion, forum, Function, internet, iq, low intelligence, manage, mystic, online behavior, Room temperature, Server, social media, Thread, trolling, wondering, Wonders, Yesterday

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	136
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. I mean, forget about those $300 anons with their room temperature IQs, we’re on a whole other level of craziness here.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against giant mutant creepers, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, instead of diamonds, we mine for rainbow-colored unicorn poop. Yeah, you heard me right, unicorn poop.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, bro.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and enter a world where logic goes to die, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about sanity. Let’s get weird, my dude.

Bro’s Blocky Bash Minecraft Server

Bash, Birthday Party, blocky, bros, celebration traditions, Coming of Age, emotional hurt, family conflict, family dynamics, favoritism, financial inequality, gender bias, Gender Roles, Minecraft, parental expectations, party planning, Resentment, Server, sibling comparisons, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, traditional celebrations, Ultimatum, unfair treatment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the forgotten sibling? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not the favorite child in real life!

At our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more being stuck doing chores while your brother gets to have all the fun. On our server, everyone gets to enjoy the game without any unfair treatment.

And don’t worry about coming of age parties here! We throw the biggest, most epic celebrations for all our players, regardless of birth order. No more Spotify playlists and small gatherings – we go all out with famous DJs, extravagant decorations, and all the bells and whistles.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where you’re not just the “other sibling”. Show your parents that you deserve to be treated like a treasure too, even if it’s just in the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HangryCraft

aita, coworker, dramatic people, emergency snack, food sharing, forgot lunch, HangryCraft, Hungry, Manager, not dying of hunger, not giving in, not my problem, not sharing food, planning ahead, protein bar, selfish, snack policy, STARVING, workplace drama

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of emergency snacks! Forget about hunger, because on our server, we provide all the protein bars you could ever need.

Join us and never worry about forgetting your lunch again, because our virtual world is stocked with snacks for everyone. No need to share, because we understand the importance of having your own emergency stash.

Don’t let hunger get in the way of your gaming experience, join our server and feast on protein bars while building the craziest creations. And remember, sharing is caring, but not when it comes to emergency snacks in Minecraft!

BlockBusters: Love & Crime

banned desires, black market favorites, blockbusters, contraband fascinations, crime, criminal pursuits, forbidden pleasures, forbidden vices, guilty pleasures, illegal activities, illicit obsessions, love, off-limits indulgences, outlawed thrills, prohibited activities, prohibited delights, restricted passions, restricted pastimes, taboo addictions, taboo interests, underground hobbies, unlawful hobbies, unlawful pastimes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, riding pigs as your trusty steeds into battle, and creating secret underground lairs filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosions).

But that’s not all – on our server, it’s not just encouraged to break the rules, it’s practically mandatory! Want to build a roller coaster that goes straight through someone else’s house? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with the entire server covered in pink wool? We’ll supply the dye!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the wild side of Minecraft, join our server today. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially if it involves a giant chicken army marching through the streets).

CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

Allies, bilateral relations, CraftyUkrainian, Diplomacy, distrust, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global perception, Government, international community, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, public opinion, Server, skepticism, trust issues, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainians are taking over and no longer trusting the US! we got crazy builds like a giant potato monument and a rollercoaster made entirely out of borscht. our pvp arena is a replica of the chernobyl nuclear power plant, complete with radioactive mobs. plus, every player gets a pet bear to protect them from griefers. join now before the ukrainians launch their secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots vodka! #ukrainianminecraftmadness

MapleCraft: Trudeau’s Promise

Allies, Canada, Commitment, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, MapleCraft, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Promise, solidarity, solidarity with Ukraine, stand up, Statement, Support, trudeau, Trudeaus, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Emeralds Found:	2749
Votes:	6819	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

lol this server is like a canadian superhero, always standing up for ukraine like trudeau! if u join, u will be like a virtual superhero too, fighting off creepers and zombies like a boss. plus, the server has a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and ride on unicorns. so join now and be a part of the epic adventure, eh!