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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8337 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!
