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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 283 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9108 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is a solid 5/10 or worse! Why settle for mediocrity when you can have subpar greatness?
And don’t even get us started on the lack of whales. Seriously, who wants to play on a server without whales? Our server is so whale-friendly, we even have a pet whale named Bob who swims around in our virtual ocean and gives out free diamonds to players.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable building choices, random explosions, and an endless supply of llama drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join our server today!
