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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9072 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 635 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!