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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9928 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!
