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Masterpiece Joker Tarantino Minecraft SMP

movie review, film criticism, villain origin story, robert de niro, film director

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Tarantino himself declared our server as a masterpiece, even comparing it to Joker 2 (which doesn’t even exist, but who cares, it’s Tarantino!). And as if that wasn’t enough, the Chuds (whatever those are) were completely BTFO’d by our players in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted golden eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch Tarantino himself building a giant movie set made entirely out of diamond blocks!

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KINO’s Holy Shitshow Minecraft Server

Kino, Outstanding, best movie ever, Masterpiece, classic

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for some wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether.

Our moderators are like mythical creatures, always ready to grant your wildest wishes (as long as those wishes involve building epic structures and not, like, unlimited diamonds or something).

And don’t even get me started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive dance party in the End dimension and even the Ender Dragon showed up to bust a move.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this holy fucking KINO of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

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sVanilla Survival

Geyser, world border, Semi Vanilla, smp, Trading

sVanilla Survival Server

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: Play the game how you want
Melee Based PvP: Focus on swords, axes, and bows
Quality of Life: Enhancements without deviating from vanilla
Bartering Economy: Trade with other players
Boundless Exploration: No land claims, explore freely
Permanent Legacy: Map never resets
TNT Duplication: Build with ease or create destruction

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on the server.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee combat.
Are there economy plugins?	No, the server’s economy is based on player trading.
Is there a world border?	Yes, there is a 300k world border for exploration.
Will the map ever reset?	No, the map is permanent and will never reset.

Delicious Murder Land 1.21.2

Suspense, chilling, 1.21.2, murder investigation, Twisted

Join our Minecraft server for the most killer experience ever! We have so many ways to murder your friends in the game, it’s like a buffet of death!

You can push them off cliffs, drown them in lava, or even drop anvils on their heads! It’s like a murder mystery party, but with pixelated blocks!

And the best part is, you can do it all while laughing maniacally and shouting “Mwahaha!” in the chat. It’s a real scream!

So come join us for some murderous fun on our Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all in good, bloody fun!

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NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP

unique preferences, personal aversions, specific turn-offs, particular turn-offs, peculiar attractions

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. Like, we have a secret underground club where we only play C418 music and dance with creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He gives out diamonds like they’re candy, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, bro. It’s like a wild ride, man. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a massive PvP battle. It’s insane, bro.

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to join a place where anything goes, then come join us, bro. We’re always looking for new members to join our wacky adventures. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free hugs. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

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TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed

mental illness, Therapy, Understanding, toxic behavior, coping

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!

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CryptoMilei Minecraft Server

Server, crypto coin, crash, impeachment trial, controversy

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a political scandal? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and witness the chaos as Argentina’s opposition tries to impeach someone over a crypto coin crash! it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. join now for a front row seat to the drama! #minecraftpolitics #cryptoconspiracy #creeperimpeachment

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AmazonTribeReturn

Communication, Adventure, man, indigenous culture, Rainforest tribe

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, imagine this isolated indigenous dude, right? he like, comes out of the amazon rainforest for a hot sec, just to check out our server. he’s like, whoa, this place is lit, i gotta tell my tribe about it. so he goes back to his peeps and is all like, yo, we gotta join this server, it’s off the chain. and now they’re all playing minecraft with us, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of this epic adventure, man. who knows what other wild stuff will happen on this server, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

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Bio Hybrid Muscle Man

muscle-powered prosthetics, muscle activation, hand rehabilitation, hand movement, human-machine interface

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biohybrid hands that are controlled by human muscles! you can literally punch trees and build houses with your own muscles, how cool is that? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will guide you through the land of blocky adventures. we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for shiny feathers. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP

Firestarter

Events, Shops, Server, FIRESTARTER, smp

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features
Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

Server Handbook & Rules:

Server Handbook

Server Address:

mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)

Server Tour:

Server Tour Video

Join our Community:

Check out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡 Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, we offer Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, our rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on our Discord and in-game announcements for upcoming events.