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AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crops Grown:	6145	Animals Bred:	142
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Towns Built:	2

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magic Items Found:	1915	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty