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Pixelated Nerd Rage Minecraft Server

#youtube, angry video game nerd, avgn, cinemassacre, comedy, commentary, critique, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, internet personality, james rolfe, Minecraft, Nerd, new episode, Nostalgia, pixelated, Popular, RAGE, reaction, retro gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Angry Video Game Nerd himself plays and reviews all the games! Join us for a chance to challenge him to a game of Minecraft and see if you can make him rage quit like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground LOL society where players can participate in wacky challenges and win EPIC prizes like diamond armor made out of real diamonds (just kidding, it’s actually made out of chocolate)!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary LOLZILLA who roams the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a chance to experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your friends wonder what’s wrong with you.

Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

Actors, behind the scenes, cinemassacre, Cinematic, club, comedy, creeper, Directors, discussion, Entertainment, explode, film, filmmaking, Horror, interviews, laughs, movies, Nostalgia, Podcast, pop culture, reviews, screenwriting, talk show, welcome

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Farms Harvested:	802
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4228
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	981620	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9632	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

Analysis, back and forth, Choices, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, down, fluctuation, hesitation, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, Minecraft, movement, pondering, pros and cons, Reflection, smp, uncertainty, up, weighing options

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

action games, Attack, Auto, auto attacking, avoidance, Combat Mechanics, digital worlds, dislike, ENGAGEMENT, Game Mechanics, gameplay styles, Gaming, Immersion, interactive entertainment, Minecraft, personal opinions, player control, player preferences, Preference, role playing games, Server, strategy, user experience, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, Warning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

FieldMC – New griefer server Minecraft server

banner, description, FieldMC, griefer, Lazy, Minecraft, new, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	174	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

The owner of the “FieldMC – New Grief Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

field.connect-mc.com