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CluelessCraft

biggest hint, Clueless, clueless hints, CluelessCraft, communication breakdown, confusion, hints ignored, hints missed, lack of awareness, misinterpretation, missed signals, misunderstanding, misunderstanding cues, not catching on, Oblivious, oblivious to hints, obliviousness, perplexed, puzzled, social cues, subtle hints

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	998010
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Canada, controversy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, India, international politics, Laos, LaosCraft, Meeting, Minecraft, news headline, official visit, pm modi, prime minister, rejection, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, substantive discussion, summit, trudeau

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6846	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4924	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5722	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Starblocks

Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, Universe

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Dragon Eggs Found:	1549
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Starblocks.net

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	444	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261

Vanilla server Minecraft server

banner, Cheating, Community, email, Friends, Helpful, Minecraft, minecraft server, minimum plugins, No mods, Polite, Server, server description, Steam, Telegram, third-party programs, Vanilla, vanilla server, vanilla+ minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

94.73.223.165

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

ADD, Bloom, Fancy, Forgot, Semivanilla, smp, Spice

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	106
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2352	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	720	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, attracted, blowback, Book, Buzzfeed News, Confesses, DAUGHTER, gross comments, gtTrump, Incest, ivanka trump, John Kelly, Miles Taylor, Minecraft, New York Times, Oval Office, pedophile, Prison, resistance, Richard Cohen, sexual attraction, sexually, smp, trump, Washington Post, White House

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Votes:	8041	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4926	Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Void Gems Collected:	27

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	1100

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!