cimp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SibSquadSitterGoneAustria

Austria, Burnout, caretaking, Conflict, emergency, family, Friends, Funeral, high school, oldest daughter syndrome, overreacting, parents, RELATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, school responsibilities, selfish, Siblings, SibSquadSitterGoneAustria, Strain, University

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the oldest sibling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and surviving – just like trying to keep up with 10 younger siblings!

Need a break from the chaos of family responsibilities? Come escape to our server and let loose with some blocky fun. We promise, no one will ask you to babysit a bunch of virtual siblings here!

Embark on quests, team up with other players, and explore our virtual world without the stress of real-life obligations. Because let’s face it, taking care of 10 siblings while juggling school and university is no easy feat – even for the most seasoned Minecraft player!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner child (or responsible older sibling) run wild. Who knows, you might even find some virtual siblings to take care of – but this time, they won’t eat all your virtual snacks!

FingerGunz Minecraft Server

Bang Bang, finger guns, finger pistols, FingerGunz, Firearm, funny, Gestures, gun fingers, hand gesture, handguns, humor, imagination, make believe, Minecraft, pew pew, pistols, playful, playful gestures, PRETEND, pretend play, Server, shooting simulation, weapons

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of your boring old finger guns just shooting out imaginary bullets? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your finger guns are upgraded to shoot out explosive TNT! That’s right, no more pew pew, now it’s BOOM BOOM!

Join our server and show off your finger gun skills by taking down creepers, zombies, and even other players with your explosive firepower. But be careful, because with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional accidental crater in the ground).

So if you’re ready to take your finger guns to the next level and blow up everything in sight, then join our server today! Just remember to always aim responsibly and watch out for any stray chickens that might get caught in the crossfire. See you in the game, explosive fingers!

BlockyOffender69

Accountability, behavior evaluation, BlockyOffender69, character analysis, Character development, consequences, controversy, criminal, criminal behavior, dark side, Ethics, fictional character, fictional universe, fictional world, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, legal consequences, morality, Real Life, registered sex offender, societal norms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guest appearance from everyone’s favorite fictional character – the one and only Spongebob Squarepants! But watch out, because in real life, Spongebob would definitely be a registered sex offender. Join our server to see what kind of shenanigans he gets up to in the virtual world! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

tokyo dating app minecraft server

app, birthrate, Boost, DATING, dating app, demographics, Government, innovation, Japan, Launch, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Population, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social experiment, Technology, TOKYO, Tokyo government

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Tantrum-Free Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, family dynamics, Maturity, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, personal growth, self-care, Stress Management, TantrumFree, teenager, Understanding, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Towns Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your teenager’s dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you forgetting all about your kid’s C grade.

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about your work meetings and your teenager’s emotional outbursts. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t scream and cry when you’re trying to focus.

And if your teenager tries to interrupt your gaming session, just tell them to take a hike to the Nether! Our server is a safe haven from real-world drama, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll need to apologize for is not joining sooner. Let’s block and roll, baby!

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server

assets, beneficiaries, bequests, childfree, Childless, Decision making, distribution, end of life, Estate Planning, family, future planning, Inheritance, KidlessCraft, Legacy, loved ones, Minecraft, Next of Kin, passing on, personal belongings, RELATIVES, Server, wealth, wills

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
New Chunks Explored:	335264	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to the childless? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the struggle of not having anyone to pass your diamonds down to when you kick the bucket. Join us for a chance to build your virtual empire without worrying about pesky heirs stealing your loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of immortal wolves who will protect your belongings for all eternity. So come on, join us and live out your child-free Minecraft dreams!

BlockyJobGone

BlockyJobGone, Burnout, Career Change, constant conflicts, constant stress, declining mental health, feeling stuck, feeling unappreciated, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of growth opportunities, lack of passion, lack of recognition, loss of motivation, negative impact on physical health, no room for advancement, no support from management, poor work-life balance, time to quit, toxic work environment

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

When you start dreaming about quitting your job and opening a llama farm in Minecraft instead, it’s definitely time to join our server! Our llamas are top-notch farmers and will help you harvest crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, our virtual office parties are legendary – last week, we had a dance-off with the Ender Dragon and let’s just say, he’s got some moves! So say goodbye to your boring job and hello to a world where llamas rule and the only deadline is when the sun sets in Minecraft. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

russia gazprom minecraft server: gas sales recovery

Challenges, Competition, Decade, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, gas sales, gazprom, Geopolitical, Industry, International, long-term recovery, market, Minecraft, Recovery, russia, Russian economy, Sales, sanctions, sanctions impact, Server, Supply, Volumes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds harder than russia mines for gas!!! we got crazier sanctions than gazprom, but don’t worry, it just makes the game more intense!!! who needs gas sales when you can have diamond sales am i right?? join us and be a part of the most intense mining experience of your life!!! plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky sanctions in no time!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s mine our way to victory!!!

NoRespawnNeeded Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Challenges, Childbirth, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, financial stress, friendship, Gratitude, Minecraft, NICU, NoRespawnNeeded, parenting, patience, perspective, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Epic Quests Completed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Ashley and her emergency C-section at 6 months pregnant.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of sending care packages to virtual friends, buying cribs for those in need, and dealing with entitled players who think you’re their personal ATM. Just like in real life, you never know when someone will throw “I almost died giving birth” in your face during a heated argument!

But don’t worry, our server is not all drama and chaos. You can also enjoy building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and forming alliances with other players. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to juggle unexpected financial problems and injured feet while trying to survive in the virtual world.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, where every day is a new opportunity to prove yourself and show your true colors. Who will you be in this crazy world of Minecraft? The hero, the villain, or maybe just a bystander caught in the middle of it all? The choice is yours!

PreggoCraft – Announce Away!

Announce, complex family relationships, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, Family Support, family weekend, infertility struggles, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy announcement etiquette, pregnancy excitement, pregnancy joy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	298
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics while building your dream world. Just like the OP’s family, you’ll have older sisters accusing you of being the favorite child, calling you names, and getting upset over pregnancy announcements.

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and laughs. You can bond with your virtual siblings, plan family weekends, and even have surprise pregnancy announcements of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover hidden family secrets and rivalries along the way.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server now and get ready to experience the ultimate family drama in the world of Minecraft!