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HackersRUs Minecraft Server

arrest, crime, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital crime, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Spanish, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	6369	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Spanish police come busting in and arrest a bunch of pro-Russian hackers! Like, what even is happening in this world, man? But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from all that drama. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking. Sheep. So come on over and join the fun!

BellaCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

adidas, Ads, advert, Backlash, bbc news, Bella Hadid, BellaCraft, blocks, brand endorsement, Campaign, Celebrity, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, fashion, influencer, Israeli criticism, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, MODEL, palestine, public relations, social media

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8913

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26426

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ores Mined:	5225
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	347
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	211
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	565
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).