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Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchantments Applied:	268	Buildings Constructed:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2619	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	9928
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5669	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ores Mined:	4837
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, mettle, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Secrets, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	685200
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

What is this Minecraft server all about?

This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

How many realms are available to join?

There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

How can I join this Minecraft server?

To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!

Where can I find more information about this server?

You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2170
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.