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Chumbuds Unite Victory Realm

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Join the Server Where Reality is a Construct of Blocky Illusions!

Ever wonder if you’re just a puppet in the game of life? Well, guess what! In this server, you’ll *actually* question your very existence, or at least your block placement! Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft because this server is both the *greatest* and the *worst*—it’s like riding a chicken through a black hole of infinite chaos. WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE DREAM!

Feature	Description
Unbreakable Dirt Blocks	Every time you mine, you actually lose block memories. Enjoy your amnesia!
Flying Creepers	Creepers now take to the skies! You’ll never feel safe again! Or…will you?
Infinite Inventory	Items are physically there but exist in a non-Euclidean dimension. So… good luck finding them!
Talking Ender Pearls	They have opinions. And they’re rude! Just like your uncle at Thanksgiving!
Real-Life Physics?	We don’t know what that even means here. Just run into walls!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Joining is easy! Simply forget why you want to join in the first place. If you remember, congratulations! You’ve failed the first test! Or are you passing?

Q: What happens if I die in-game?

A: You’ll awaken in a dimension where cows are actually *deities* ruling over shattered realities. Pray to them… or do you *not* want to pray?

Q: Is there a community here?

A: Community? More like a collective of mind-bending possibilities. Some say we might be the same person. Are *you* even real? Check your pulse!

Random Reviews from the Multiverse

“Chumbuds always win!”

“I felt my brain melting while mining blocks.” – Anonymous

“This server opened a portal to my childhood traumas.” – Definitely Not Fishman

“Why are the trees speaking? I thought it was just me!” – An Ex-Server Admin

CargoCraft Minecraft Server

international waters, criminal act, cargo ship, insurance claim, maritime safety

so, liek, u know dat russian cargo ship dat sunk in da mediterranean? well da owner says it wasnt no accident, it was an ACT OF TERRORISM, like wutttttttttttttt. so now, to get back at dem terrorists, we gotta join dis minecraft server and show em who’s boss. we gonna build da biggest, baddest base and take over da whole server, cuz we aint afraid of no terrorists. come join us and let’s show em who’s da real boss in dis virtual world. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and let’s kick some terrorist butt in minecraft styleeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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BalticCraft: Sea Cable Chaos

energy security, submarine cable, Chaos, energy crisis, electricity disruption

come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about all the drama in the baltic sea! our undersea power cable may have suffered an outage, but that just means more time for you to play on our server! we’ve got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. who needs electricity when you have the power of minecraft?! join now and escape the chaos of the real world. dive into our virtual world and let your imagination run wild!

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Creeper Catastrophe: No Promises Tomorrow

tsunami victims, Reflection, memorial service, Humanitarian Aid, 20 years

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena with you! And that’s just the beginning. Our server is so wild, you never know what’s gonna happen next.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the creepers are the bouncers. Trust us, you’ve never partied like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant trampoline! You can bounce around with your friends and build epic structures in mid-air. It’s a gravity-defying blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

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Ant Colony vs Human Brain

problem solving, social insects, research findings, Decision making, cognitive performance

so like, imagine if ants were better at thinkin’ than humans, bro. that’s the vibe of this minecraft server, where we all work together like a big ol’ ant colony to build epic stuff and dominate the game. join us and be part of the most epic ant colony ever, where we outsmart those puny humans and rule the minecraft world. plus, we have a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the ant revolution! #AntsRule #MinecraftMadness

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ManWithNoSkill

strategy, Raiding, Custom Map, Wars, alliances

Welcome to Nova Initia, a Minecraft geopolitical server that offers an immersive blend of strategy, diplomacy, and fantasy roleplay. Here, you’ll embark on a journey across a sprawling 20,000 x 20,000 custom-designed fantasy map filled with diverse biomes, towering mountains, lush forests, and ancient ruins waiting to be explored.Nova Initia is more than just a world—it’s a stage where your story unfolds. Choose from a variety of races, each with unique abilities and lore, to shape your character’s identity and place in the world. Will you rise as a cunning elf diplomat, a powerful orc warrior, or a resilient dwarf builder? The choice is yours.Forge alliances, build nations, and wage wars using custom weapons designed to enhance your combat experience. From enchanted blades to mythical bows, every tool you wield adds depth to your role in shaping the geopolitical landscape.Join us in Nova Initia, where every decision has consequences, every alliance matters, and every player leaves their mark on a vibrant, living world. Your adventure begins here.Start your journey today.

5.83.150.110

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United Anarchy

Survival, United, Anarchy, Exploration, PvP

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	No Rules or Bans
	Hacks Allowed
	Flying Enabled
	Vanilla Experience
	Latest Version

IP: anarchyunited.minecraftedge.com

Website: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/united-anarchy-1-21-1-no-rules-bans/

Discord: https://discord.gg/y8rw7GtNw2

If you enjoy the server, feel free to vote for the server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes this server unique?	This server is a true anarchy server with no rules, bans, or restrictions. Players are free to do whatever they want, including cheating, griefing, and hacking.
Can I use hacks on this server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on this server, including flying and Xray. There is no anti-cheat system in place to stop players from using hacks.
Is flying enabled on the server?	Yes, flying is fully supported on this server, allowing players to travel faster and explore freely in a lawless world.
Does the server have any plugins?	No, this server provides a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or non-vanilla features. There is no /tpa or minigames available.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server always runs the latest Minecraft version, currently 1.21.4, and promptly updates with new releases.

Festive Soundscapes 1.20.2

christmas, 1.20.2, joy, holiday, celebration

Join our Minecraft server and experience the never-ending Christmas party! We may be running out of tears and alcohol, but the fun never stops on this wild ride! Jump on board and see where this crazy train takes you next!

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Miracle on Rule 34 Street: Minecraft SMP

FANTASY, disbelief, Minecraft, confusion, BELIEF

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as real as Santa Claus himself! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of trying to convince our fellow players that Santa is indeed a blocky, pixelated being who delivers presents to all the good little miners out there.

But beware, there are some players who just refuse to accept the truth and will stop at nothing to prove that Santa is just a myth. Will you join the fight to defend Santa’s honor, or will you be swayed by the dark side of skepticism?

With epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on this server, anything is possible – even proving that Santa Claus is real!

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HomelessHustleCraft

cigarettes, follow, Grandma, mess up, mental illness

Are you tired of boring old pizza runs with your great grandma? Looking for some excitement in your life? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Picture this: you and your great grandma are on a quest to retrieve the ultimate pizza from a virtual Little Caesars. But uh-oh, they mess up your order! Don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll encounter mysterious strangers who offer to give your incorrect pizza to a homeless man. Who knows what kind of crazy antics will ensue!

Experience the thrill of running from a giggling, cigarette-smelling man as you try to escape with your correct pizza order. Will you make it to safety in time? Will your great grandma forgive you for running to the car? Only on our server will you find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t be the AITA, be the hero of your own ridiculous story!

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