Chumbuds MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Chumbuds Unite Victory Realm

Chumbuds team, winning Chumbuds, Victory, Chumbuds unite, Chumbuds fanbase

Join the Server Where Reality is a Construct of Blocky Illusions!

Ever wonder if you’re just a puppet in the game of life? Well, guess what! In this server, you’ll *actually* question your very existence, or at least your block placement! Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft because this server is both the *greatest* and the *worst*—it’s like riding a chicken through a black hole of infinite chaos. WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE DREAM!

Feature	Description
Unbreakable Dirt Blocks	Every time you mine, you actually lose block memories. Enjoy your amnesia!
Flying Creepers	Creepers now take to the skies! You’ll never feel safe again! Or…will you?
Infinite Inventory	Items are physically there but exist in a non-Euclidean dimension. So… good luck finding them!
Talking Ender Pearls	They have opinions. And they’re rude! Just like your uncle at Thanksgiving!
Real-Life Physics?	We don’t know what that even means here. Just run into walls!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Joining is easy! Simply forget why you want to join in the first place. If you remember, congratulations! You’ve failed the first test! Or are you passing?

Q: What happens if I die in-game?

A: You’ll awaken in a dimension where cows are actually *deities* ruling over shattered realities. Pray to them… or do you *not* want to pray?

Q: Is there a community here?

A: Community? More like a collective of mind-bending possibilities. Some say we might be the same person. Are *you* even real? Check your pulse!

Random Reviews from the Multiverse

“Chumbuds always win!”

“I felt my brain melting while mining blocks.” – Anonymous

“This server opened a portal to my childhood traumas.” – Definitely Not Fishman

“Why are the trees speaking? I thought it was just me!” – An Ex-Server Admin

PixelPals 1.20.3

Connection, solidarity, confidants, support system, Unity

Yo, listen up you little potato heads! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta check out this place! We’ve got more diamonds than your grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging lava like a pro! And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel lonely with all the Chumbuds cheering you on as you build your epic castle or prank your buddies with some sneaky traps.

So what are you waiting for, you blockheads? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Life is just a simulation anyway, am I right?

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Chum Buds Adventure 1.21.2

don’t miss out, final countdown, seize the moment, make it count, Adventure

Yo, listen up you potato-loving gamers! Only 6 days left until this epic Minecraft server vanishes like my will to live after a creeper explosion! Join us now before it’s too late and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and getting wrecked by skeletons at every turn!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and chaos! You’ll meet fellow players who are just as deranged as you are, embark on quests that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even find a diamond or two if you’re lucky (or just steal them from someone else, we won’t judge)!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the ride of your life! But remember, time is running out faster than a creeper chasing after your sorry behind, so join now or forever hold your peace (and miss out on all the craziness)! See you on the other side, chumbuds!

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Gura’s Hololive Baseball Cup Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Guras, EXCITEMENT, Gaming, Fandom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and giant rainbow unicorns roaming the land. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the latest hits!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

child, Words, inappropriate, chumbuds, Chum

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, love, relationships, family, Girls

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

mental playlist, #earworm, stuck in head, musical obsession., can’t stop singing

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

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BadGuyVictim27

unexpected betrayal, bad guy, Unmasking, Manipulation, false pretenses

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

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SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

regional tensions, targeted killing, defense forces, lebanon, extremist organization

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

Minecraft, White Supremacy, civil rights, anti-black, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

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