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FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Love Letters Sent:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	3979	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Buildings Constructed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

KharkivHavocCraft

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, glide bombs, injured, international news, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military Action, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	7159
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!

GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!

burial, burial ground, cemetery, Dead, death, deceased, epitaph, final resting place, footstone, GraveStand, Gravestones, graveyard, headstone, long tail tag, memorial, memorial marker, memorialization, Remembrance, Respect, resting place, Stand, Tombstone, tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	8810
Dragon Eggs Found:	9503	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

lol join our server where gravestones are so wacky you gotta do a little dance on top of the dead to read them. it’s like a game of twister but with corpses. who knew death could be so fun? come join us for a wild time and see if you can decipher the messages on the gravestones without falling into the grave yourself. it’s a real hoot!