Chud MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

aussies, politicians, Chud, Minecraft, bondi blitz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

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ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

CREEPERS, courage, FANTASY, warrior, battle

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

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RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

Server, Yelling, roommate, sexual jokes, funny

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

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SilentSitterNoBabysit

refusing, discrimination, Future, sister-in-law, Argument

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP

love, Maturity, emotional connection, self reflection, taboo

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same age? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are all at least 100 years old! That’s right, we only accept players who have lived through multiple lifetimes and have the wisdom of ancient civilizations.

Join our SMP if you want to learn how to build a house out of stone blocks that have been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or maybe you want to team up with a player who fought in the Great Potato War of 1823 and can teach you the ways of battle.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and mingle with the elders of the gaming world, come join our server today! Just be prepared for some seriously old-school shenanigans and maybe even a few grandpa jokes along the way.

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BlockBusterFlicks

exaggerated storylines, BlockBusterFlicks, Hollywood myths, film cliches, movie tropes

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while riding a giant chicken! Forget about boring old movie tropes, on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies like fighting off an army of evil snowmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most absurdly fun time of your life!

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CraftyCommiesMC

Address, international relations, peacekeeping efforts, territorial integrity, Conflict Resolution

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where ukrainian response will reach any point in russia! that’s right, our server is so epic that even zelensky himself mentioned it in his independence day address!

join us for crazy adventures, insane battles, and the chance to be a part of history! build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

why settle for mediocrity when you can be a part of something legendary? join our server now and experience the thrill of ukrainian response reaching any point in russia!

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Cherry Block – Where building and snacking collide! Join us for some fruity fun on SMP 1.21.1, Crossplay supported!

modifications, BLOCK, Journey, Fruity, building
Server Name Cherry Block

Server IP cherryblock.org

Bedrock Port 25565

Overview:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

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Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

Join Cherry Block and elevate your Minecraft experience today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server without using mods?

A: Yes, you can join Cherry Block without using any mods. Our server offers a mix of Vanilla gameplay and enhanced features for an enriched experience.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on Cherry Block. We promote a positive and respectful gaming environment.

Q: How can I report a player for hacking or cheating?

A: If you suspect a player of hacking or cheating, please reach out to our server admins or staff members through Discord or in-game chat. We have a zero-tolerance policy towards unfair gameplay.

Q: What makes Cherry Block different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Cherry Block stands out for its vibrant community, premium quality of life modifications, and commitment to providing a balanced gameplay experience. We offer a unique blend of Vanilla Minecraft essence with enhanced features for an unforgettable adventure.
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Ava’s Blocky Minecraft Server

explicit, Erotic, adult industry, seductive, xxx

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show starring Ava Addams herself!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. These monkeys will guide you through the game with their expert skills and hilarious antics, making sure you never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs Ava Addams when you have us?

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SMPVR: Minecraft SMP >saves PCVR

VR resurgence, virtual reality gaming, virtual reality experience, VR gaming revolution, futuristic gaming

Are you tired of your boring, non-VR Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the blocks are extra blocky and the creepers are extra creepy.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And you know what? They won. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world this epic?

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