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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

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so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

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IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping sprees are just as important as surviving in 1.21 with friends and enemies alike!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes and TPA	Players can set home locations and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View a live map of the server world
Mob Heads	Players have a chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust and playtime

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How can I claim land?

A: You can claim land by using the “/claim” command.

Q: Can I teleport to other players?

A: Yes, you can teleport to other players using the “/tpa” command.

Q: How do I view the live world map?

A: You can access the live world map through the server’s website.

Q: How can I get mob heads?

A: Mob heads have a chance to drop from mobs when killed by a player.

Q: Is there a way to skip the night?

A: Yes, one player sleep feature allows one player to skip the night for everyone.

Q: How are ranks determined?

A: Ranks are based on trust levels and playtime on the server.

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP: GazaGriefers – Is the Gaza war the most compelling case of “fuck around and…”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Gaza war of Minecraft – a true “fuck around and find out” experience! Join us for insane battles, epic pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos. Who knows what will happen next? Will someone build a giant TNT cannon and blow up the spawn? Will someone accidentally release a horde of creepers into the shopping district? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!

WorstOfferMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers with lame offers? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon! And that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. So if you want to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like the reality TV show you love to hate! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret alliances to epic battles, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So why settle for the same old boring servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Ashley’s Indigenous Universe Minecraft Server

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u want a minecraft server that is as lit as ashley callingbull being crowned miss canada universe? well, u found it! this server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a community that is tighter than a villager’s purse strings. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world that even notch would be jealous of!

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that speak in riddles. but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world. join us and help stop their evil plans or maybe even join them, who knows?

oh and did i mention we have a hidden disco party room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies? it’s lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DocVsAI: Trust Issues

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Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	849947	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	183
Dragon Eggs Found:	1416	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6622
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7501
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Enchantments Applied:	86	Void Gems Collected:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	78	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	176
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	63
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

FAQ

Q: How can I claim land?

Q: Can I teleport to other players?

Q: How do I view the live world map?

Q: How can I get mob heads?

Q: Is there a way to skip the night?

Q: How are ranks determined?