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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9561 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1762 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7808 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 264 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and battle our way through the pixelated world of Minecraft. With these infamous figures by your side, you never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue. Will Chuck Johnson try to sell you some questionable redstone contraptions? Will Richard Spencer try to start a white supremacist faction? Will Joe Biden accidentally punch a villager thinking it’s a zombie? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become best buds with a controversial political figure or two. Just watch out for those creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you on our server!