Chthonic – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoAdvicePlsMC

age differences, application, Boundaries, Carpet, Cats, Chores, Dinner, DISHES, family, Frustration, housemate, job advice, living situation, meal prep, NoAdvicePlsMC, regional manager, Rent, steam clean, unsolicited advice, Workplace

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like living with a family who thinks they can give you workplace advice when they haven’t worked in decades! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and avoiding awkward conversations in the kitchen.

Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries with virtual creepers and zombies, so you’ll be prepared for any real-life situation. Plus, we have a strict “no cleaning carpets after 10 pm” rule, so you can game in peace without any unexpected chores.

Come join us and let off some steam (cleaner) in a world where you can be the boss, even if you’re not a Regional Manager in real life. And remember, on our server, the only huffing and eye-rolling allowed is from the Endermen. See you in the game!

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NoFailMinecraftSMP

achievement, AMBITION, Confidence, courage, determination, dream chasing, empowerment, fearlessness, goal-setting, growth mindset., motivation, NoFailMinecraftSMP, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-belief, success mindset

Lol, bro, on this epic Minecraft SMP, you can do anything and everything without even failing! Like, you could build a giant statue of a potato and it would be the most epic thing ever, no fails allowed! And get this, if you join, you’ll get a magical diamond pickaxe that never breaks, so you can mine for days without any worries. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to funky beats, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, no fails allowed, only epic wins!

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MineFacts: Did U Know?

cool fact, Did you know, Educational, fascinating tidbit, fun fact, fun fact challenge, fun fact conversation starter, fun fact discovery, fun fact exploration, fun fact Friday, fun fact of the day, fun fact quiz, fun fact sharing, interesting information, learned recently, mind-blowing fact, MineFacts, new knowledge, random fact, surprising fact, Trivia

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures just waiting for you to discover. Join us and see what other hilarious surprises await you!

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geo.colenia.xyz

conquertheearth, Earth, earthwar, Economy, Geo-politics, Geopolitics, globalconflict, globalconquest, historicalminecraft, historicalwarfare, longestrunningserver, minecraftbuilding, MinecraftExplore, minecraftgenre, Oldserver, politicalminecraft, ServerCommunity, servercompetition, Survival, Towny, Townyserver, uniqueperspective, virtualgeopolitics, virtualworldbuilding

[1.20-1.21] Join Geo: Colenia, rivalling EMC as one of the oldest geopolitical Minecraft servers we offer a unique perspective onto the genre! Conquer the 1:750 scale Earth in one of the longest running geopolitical Minecraft servers. • TOWNY • EARTH • WAR • BUILDING • and MUCH more to explore!

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selutmc

Adventure, building, Community, Cooperative, Crafting, Exploration, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, no claim land, No Economy, No Griefing, no shop, ONLINE, rules, selutmc, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus

vanilla plus survival server 🙂 – no economy – no shop – especially no claim land – rules #1, no griefing thx

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QuestCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Competitive Gaming, game analysis, game challenges, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game objectives, Game Strategy, game theory, Game-Planning, gameplay elements, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, need win condition, practically speaking, questcraft, strategic thinking, victory conditions, winning strategies

Yo, bro, do you even need to win on this server? Like, who cares about winning when you can just have a blast building and exploring with your homies? Join this server for a wild ride of chaos and creativity!

Forget about all those boring servers where you have to follow rules and try to be the best. On this server, the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

You’ll never get bored with all the crazy events and challenges we have lined up for you. From epic build battles to insane parkour courses, there’s always something new and exciting to do.

So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs a win condition when you can just have a blast?

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AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

AwkwardCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, family vacation, family vacation etiquette, Girlfriend, Hotel, Inappropriate Behavior, Levenworth, Minecraft, personal space, relationships, Respect, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Washington state

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward encounters and uncomfortable situations, just like the time when you accidentally walked in on your cousin in the shower. But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for wanting your hoodie back!

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape their crazy relatives and immerse themselves in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Build your dream world away from judgmental grandmas and strict aunts, and create your own family of Minecraft mobs who will never give you weird looks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where even the most “inappropriate” moments can turn into hilarious memories. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as being “too close” to your Minecraft buddy!

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CreeperCamNeighbors

Boundaries, CCTV, community living, consent, CreeperCamNeighbors, ethical concerns, home security, invasion of privacy, Monitoring, Neighborhood, nosy neighbors, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy violation, recording, residential area, security camera, Surveillance, UNCOMFORTABLE, video surveillance

Are you tired of being spied on by your nosy neighbors? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no cameras will be pointed at you, unless you’re into that kind of thing 😉.

We promise a camera-free environment where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of being watched. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted surveillance and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

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BrokenHeartCraft

anxiety, BrokenHeartCraft, childhood trauma, deep-rooted beliefs, depression, emotional baggage, emotional scars, fear of abandonment, Guilt, Inner Demons, Insecurity, lack of self-worth, people pleasing, perfectionism, regret, self-doubt, shame, toxic relationships, Trauma, trust issues, unresolved grief, unresolved issues

Are you tired of feeling like there’s a glitch in your system that can never be fixed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your inner chaos run wild as you explore our wacky world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect escape! Dive into a realm where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner madness in a pixelated paradise?

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the missing piece to fix that glitch inside you (or maybe just make it even more hilarious).

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HamasNoMoreWestBankReplicas

diplomatic relations, Fatah, Fatah vs Hamas, foreign interference, Hamas, HamasNoMoreWestBankReplicas, internal divisions, iran, Iran influence, Islamic extremism, Middle East conflict, palestinian authority, Palestinian leadership, Palestinian politics, peace process, political rivalry, political stability, regional dynamics, regional tensions, security concerns, West Bank

come join our epic minecraft server where we have fatah and hamas fighting it out in the west bank! watch as they battle it out with pickaxes and swords, all while slamming iran for no reason at all! it’s a wild ride of political drama and blocky warfare that you won’t want to miss. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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