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BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	3648
Potions Brewed:	146	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	60
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9731
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ores Mined:	9751	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Runes Activated:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Items Found:	7731
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Potions Brewed:	162	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Emeralds Found:	6619	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	4759
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!