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HateCraftFAQs

abhor, ANNOYING, bothersome, bothersome inquiries, despise, despised questions, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, hate, HateCraftFAQs, IRRITATING, irritating questions, loathe, loathsome, question.., Repetitive, Unwelcome

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being asked “Why are you playing Minecraft all day?” Well, fear no more because on our server, we celebrate and embrace the Minecraft obsession! Join us and never have to explain your blocky addiction again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will challenge you to a dance-off for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad mining skills while dodging creepers and making friends with talking pigs. It’s a Minecraft party you won’t want to miss!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

civilians, Conflict, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Hostage, hostage situation, i24NEWS, intelligence, international news, Israeli, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, Palestinian, Report, rescue operation, rescued, security forces, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue israeli hostages from the evil clutches of gazan ‘civilians’! embark on a wild adventure as you navigate through dangerous terrain, face off against creepy mobs, and ultimately save the day like a true hero! who needs a boring old rescue mission when you can do it all in the world of minecraft? join now and be a part of the most thrilling server out there!

JetBlastMC

Advanced technology, aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Destroyed, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international politics, JetBlastMC, military capabilities, military conflict, military equipment, Military operations, military superiority, military technology, russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, if you want to join this epic minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind, dude. one time, the ukrainian military was playing on our server and they totally wrecked this super cool russian fighter jet. like, they were just mining and building and then BOOM, the jet was gone, man. if you join our server, you could be part of epic battles like this every day. come join us and be a part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCultists

consumerism, CraftyCultists, culture, desire, emptiness, excessive consumption, fulfillment, Greed, Happiness, materialism, materialistic society, MONEY, Obsession, possessions, possessions over people, Priorities, society, Status, stomach ache, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5103	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business! if you wanna flex on dem haters, dis is da place to be! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of explosions. trust me, you ain’t never seen a server like dis before! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

FoodWarsCraft

2005-2020, Black children, child hunger, child nutrition, Child Poverty, Doubling, food access, food assistance, food insecurity, food shortage, FoodWarsCraft, Hispanic children, new research, racial disparities, research, secure access, severe problem, US children, water access, water insecurity, water shortage

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	7210
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server and never worry about food or water again! we got unlimited steak and watermelon for all players, no matter what color your blocky avatar is! no more hunger bar stress, just endless feasting and hydration in our virtual world.

our server is like a magical oasis in the desert of real life, where children are struggling to find enough to eat and drink. forget about real world problems and come build your dream house with us! you’ll never have to face food or water insecurity again, unless you count running out of cake in our virtual bakery.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. build, mine, and eat to your heart’s content in our server where food and water are always plentiful. who needs real life when you can have all the steak and watermelon you want in minecraft? come join us today!

Mateee’s tiny server: where the only thing that’s modded is the amount of laughs we share! Join now on 1.16.5! Apply for the Exclusive Guest List!

1.16.5, AMOUNT, apply, botania, BUILD, Community, Discord, exclusive, Friendly, Fun, guest, Join, laughs, list, mateee’s server, mateeeminecraft.uk.to, mateees, meet other people, Mekanism, Message, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Server, Share, small server, smp, Tinkers Construct, Tiny, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	166	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

MateeMinecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.16.5 SMP
Goal	Create a small, friendly community for players to have fun and build together
Server Type	Modded server with mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
Server Address	mateeeminecraft.uk.to

Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the server?

If you want to join, send a message to the server admin and they will add you to the whitelist and send you the modpack.

What mods are included in the server?

The server includes mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more.

Is there a discord server for the community?

Yes, there is a discord server that players can join to communicate with each other.

Minecraft server: WatamoteCraft

Anime, awkward, Bratty, comedy, Coming of Age, cringe, dark humor, Female Protagonist, high school, joshikosei, LONER, Minecraft, Misfit, Otaku, relatable, school life, self-deprecating humor, Server, shit talk, slice of life, social anxiety, Watamote, WatamoteCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Emeralds Found:	4402
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with sassy joshikosei who will roast you harder than a marshmallow over a campfire. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and maybe even make some frenemies along the way.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as savage as they are hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to find it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

MineBridges Minecraft Server

Actor, Arrival, Casting, decision, Demands, Evening, Find, GREYHOUND, hire, Hollywood, Jeff Bridges, last minute, MineBridges, Minecraft, MONEY, Négotiation, Quick, Replacement, salary, search, Server, Transportation, Urgent, urgent replacement

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2144
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	New Chunks Explored:	742660

Are you tired of Sir Jeff Bridges demanding too much money on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not! We have the perfect solution for you. Our server has found the one and only player who jumped on the first greyhound out to join us. Legend has it that he can build a house in Minecraft faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Join us this evening and witness the epicness unfold!

ToyCraft: Nephew Edition

birthday gift, child development, dollhouse, Edition, emotional harm, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, modern parenting, nephew, nurturing interests, parenting, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, toy preferences, ToyCraft, traditional beliefs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

We welcome all players, no matter their interests or hobbies. Just like how we support Jack and his love for dolls, we support YOU and whatever makes you happy in the game!

Our server is a safe space for creativity and individuality, just like Jack’s dollhouse is a safe space for his imagination to run wild. Don’t let anyone tell you what you should or shouldn’t enjoy – embrace your inner dollhouse builder and join us today!

Plus, we have drama to rival any family feud! Join us and witness the epic showdown between siblings, parents, and in-laws over a dollhouse. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on down and join the fun! Build, explore, and maybe even start your own family feud – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. See you there!

CraftyKremlinKombat

Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlinKombat, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jet, first time, geopolitical tensions, Hit, international relations, latest-generation, Military, russia, strike, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE, warplane

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	713924	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, so lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen.

like, one time, this dude built a giant chicken that shot fireballs out of its butt. it was, like, insane, man. and then there was this other time when a player rode a llama into battle and took out, like, ten other players with just a carrot on a stick.

and, get this, we have this secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts and, like, the winner gets a pet dragon or something. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

so, if you want to join a server that’s, like, out of this world crazy, then, like, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.