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NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	3958	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension Hops:	10

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Votes:	8555

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4256	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	55	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5343	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Potions Brewed:	94	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	168	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Void Gems Collected:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5516	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Zombie Dances:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9412	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!