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RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	3479
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	8624
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5539

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8318
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Players Killed by Monsters:	8956	Star Shards Collected:	252
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ores Mined:	9875
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Votes:	7737
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1963
Crops Grown:	7631	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!