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Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where even creepers can’t resist a good meme!

25, Bad Luck, Be me, chronically single, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Disappointment, Failures, family friend, feelings, Good, gtbe, hopelessness, it’s just sheer bad luck, Loneliness, meme, not for lack of trying, rejection, relationships, Resist, self-doubt, Server, still have yet to even go on a date, Trans

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8135
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of bad luck ruining your love life in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where rejection doesn’t exist!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a beautiful player appears, ready to go on a virtual date with you. But wait, there’s a twist! They’re actually a secret agent on a mission to steal your diamonds! Can you outsmart them and win their heart?

Or how about this scenario: you’re building a castle with your Minecraft crush when suddenly a potion of love is accidentally thrown, causing chaos and hilarious hijinks as everyone on the server falls in love with each other!

Don’t let bad luck get you down, join our server and experience a love life full of surprises and laughter. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3669
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mines Excavated:	1135	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Emeralds Found:	5313	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchantments Applied:	236	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mines Excavated:	2417	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5807
Void Gems Collected:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!