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PC Thrower Minecraft SMP

attracted, benefit, chronically, damp room, Day, debaters, Gaming, health benefits, hobby, log off, Minecraft, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PC, real hobby, smp, Socialize, tabletop games, throw away, Thrower, video games, Waste, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Are you tired of being a basement-dwelling troll with no social skills? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally put those keyboard warrior skills to good use by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding wizards who grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy in PvP battles. So not only will you improve your social skills, but you might also gain magical powers in the process.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay enchanted eggs. Who needs real hobbies when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to becoming a socially adept, magical chicken farmer extraordinaire!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	73
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

NightOwlPerks

Benefits, circadian rhythm, creativity, energy levels, Focus, late night, night owl, night owl advantages, night owl creativity, night owl habits, night owl perks, night owl productivity, night owls, night owls lifestyle, Night shift, night time, night time activities, NightOwlPerks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	8137
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	224
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Farms Harvested:	701
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you a night owl who loves staying up late and playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining and crafting under the glow of the moon.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!

AnesCraftUnleashed

AnesCraftUnleashed, anesthesia management, anesthesia mechanisms, anesthesia research, anesthetic control, brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain function, depression, drug effects, general anesthesia, instability, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, operating room, Pharmacology, schizophrenia, treatment options, unconsciousness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3320
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in the operating room, gettin’ ready for surgery and BAM! You’re out like a light, thanks to our amazin’ anesthetic drugs on this Minecraft server. We got that good stuff that makes your brain go all wacky and unstable, but in a totally safe way, ya know?

Join our server and experience the wildest trip of your life as you explore the depths of your unconscious mind. Who needs therapy when you can just log onto our server and let our anesthetic drugs do all the work for you? Say goodbye to depression and schizophrenia, ’cause we got you covered!

So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server and let the anesthetic adventure begin!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, Alban Knox, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, fulgur ovid, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, shu yamino, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine with Nijisanji EN VTubers like they’re your blocky besties! We’ve got LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth, and more!

Imagine building a castle with Petra Gurin or going on a mining adventure with Rosemi Lovelock. Ethyria is the place to be for all your magical Minecraft needs, while Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – those VTubers are like the Avengers of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a teamup schedule so you can game with your favorite VTubers, and a website to watch streams together like a virtual sleepover. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky fun begin! Just remember to ignore the trolls – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time.

ParodyCraft Minecraft Server

comedy, film analysis, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film genre, film genre analysis, film genre discussion, film genre evolution, film genre parody, film genre trends, Film history, film industry, film trends, Minecraft, movie genre, movie industry, parody film, parody genre, ParodyCraft, satire, Server, tv genre

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Farms Harvested:	949	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of watching the same old parody films that just don’t hit the mark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created the ultimate parody film experience! Join us for a wild ride through hilarious parodies of all your favorite movies, from “The Blockbuster” to “Craft Wars: The Ender Game.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blockbuster Awards, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous parody film of them all. Will you take home the coveted Golden Creeper trophy?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous parody film fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Argument, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication skills, Confrontation, emotional response, humor, humor boundaries, humor in relationships, joke interpretation, menstrual cycle, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive joke, Period, PMs, relationship, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Items Found:	8710
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave your PMS-induced sensitivities at the door, because here, we only deal with epic quests and building amazing structures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about insensitive boyfriends and their questionable jokes. We promise a safe and welcoming environment where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you build a giant tampon castle to symbolize your period woes? Or embark on a quest to defeat the evil PMS monster and restore peace to the land? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t be an asshole, join us today and let’s laugh, build, and play together in this wacky Minecraft world!

FlightCraft Minecraft Server

airline disruption, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber disruption, cyber incident, Cyber Security, data breach, data security, digital disruption, Financial, flightcraft, global cyber outage, grounds flights, hits media, internet outage, IT outage, Minecraft, network failure, network security, Server, Technology, technology failure, Telecoms

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

so like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that literally takes down the whole world? well, this is the place for u, my dude. we got so much power that we caused a global cyber outage that grounded flights, messed up media, financial stuff, and even telecoms. like, we’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but way cooler. join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be lit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next world domination move. come join us before the FBI shuts us down, lol.

CraftStrike: Outage Edition

Businesses, CraftStrike, Crowdstrike, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, cybersecurity giant, cybersecurity incident, cybersecurity industry, cybersecurity measures, cybersecurity news, cybersecurity outage, cybersecurity protection, cybersecurity response, cybersecurity services, cybersecurity solutions, cybersecurity technology, cybersecurity update, Edition, major outage, OUTAGE, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.

DigitsCraft

arithmetic, base ten, Counting, DigitsCraft, Evolution, Fingers, hand anatomy, hand counting, hand digits, hand function, hand physiology, hand structure, human anatomy, mathematical system, Mathematics, modern numbering system, numerical concept, numerical digits, numerical representation, numerical system, numerical value

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mines Excavated:	4906	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got ten fingers and dat means we got da best numbers yo. imagine if we only had like 3 fingers, den we’d be counting like “one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve” like wut even is dat??! so join dis server and let’s count to infinity together with all our fingers yo. plus we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode rainbows instead of blowing up yo house. come join da finger counting fun!

Melio: Where you’ll walk so much you’ll wish we had teleports! Version 1.21

apply, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia, Events, Explorer, gmt, Lax, Melio, Minecraft, Minigames, Minor Features, Permanent Map, Playstyle, smp, technical player, teleports, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, UTC, Vanilla, Version, walk, Youll

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3808
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator for custom world generation
Rules	Minimal rules, trust system in place
Events	Regular events and minigames
Map	Permanent world with no resets planned

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the Discord link provided in the overview above.

Q: What kind of players are welcome on the server?

A: All players are welcome, whether you are a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles. The community is inclusive and welcoming.

Q: Are there specific timezones for server events?

A: Yes, the server events will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

Q: Are there any major plugins used on the server?

A: The only significant non-vanilla plugin used on the server is TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base locations?

A: There are no rules on base locations, but some players have settled their bases close to each other near spawn.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: The server focuses on playing together as a community with minimal plugins to keep the gameplay as vanilla as possible.