Christmas Santa Lap sitting – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

/Virtual Reality Lewd General Minecraft SMP #2439
18+ Avatar Resources, Anime models, Avatar Resources, Bag o’ dicks, Christmas Santa Lap sitting, Comfy Party, furry thread, game night, general, Guide to Avatars, Holiday Seggsploration, lewd, Minecraft, New to VR, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, playspace mover, Previous thread, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Tech, tierlist, Upcoming Events, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, wardrobe malfunction
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a wardrobe malfunction? Look no further than /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2439! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™️ because we take gaming to a whole new level.
Join us if you’re new to VR and want to dive into a world where anything goes. Need an 18+ avatar? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (yes, really).
Our community is all about pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in VR. Want to sit on Santa’s lap for Christmas? We’ve got a lap-sitting event just for you. Or how about a holiday seggsploration to ring in the new year?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not just building blocks, we’re building outrageous stories and unforgettable experiences. Grab your headset and come play with us – you won’t regret it!

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ControCraft Minecraft Server
biden, Campaign, ControCraft, controversy, debate, election, good controversy, media attention, Minecraft, political drama, political gamesmanship, political maneuvering, political rivalry, political strategy, political tactics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, social media, strategy, Tactics, trump
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the US political system? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got Biden using Trump’s own tactics against him… in game! Watch as Biden builds a wall around Trump’s base, only to have Trump dig a tunnel underneath it! It’s a battle of wits and building skills like you’ve never seen before. Join now for the most politically charged Minecraft experience of your life!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server
Adventure, Character, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, fan favorite, FANTASY, Favorite, gameplay, Gaming, Interest, Intrigue, Minecraft, Mystery, new, PixelPunch, Popular, role playing, Server, Storyline, unknown, video games, Wuk Lamat
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the legendary Wuk Lamat himself! Who is Wuk Lamat, you ask? Well, he’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Join our server and you may just catch a glimpse of him flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Want to fight a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle? We’ve got it. How about a creeper that explodes in a shower of confetti and rainbows? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the dancing skeletons…they’re a sight to behold.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Wuk Lamat and his crazy Minecraft creations. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

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SisEnvy Minecraft Server
anger, aunt, ceremony, Choice, Disappointment, distant relatives, eloping, Experience, family, hiking trail, husband, maid of honor, Marriage, Minecraft, photos, Rings, Server, SisEnvy, sister, TN, vacation, Vows, Wedding
So, like, picture this: you’re chilling on a beautiful hiking trail in TN, about to get married to your boo with just the officiant as your witness. It’s all romantic and stuff, until BAM, your aunt comes in with all her drama. She’s all like “you took away your sister’s experience” and “I don’t like your husband” and you’re just like “womp womp”. And then your sister is like “let’s talk about this later” like it’s some juicy gossip or something.
But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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New Server IP
MicrowaveMadnessMC
belongings, break up, brother, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, EXTRA, Job, Laundry, LEAVING, living together, microwave, MicrowaveMadnessMC, moving out, possessions, relationship, sacrifice
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value microwaves more than relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like the story of this player who had to leave her bf and take her precious microwave with her.
Reasons to join: 1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred. 2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance. 3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts. 4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side? 5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!
Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!

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LootCraft Minecraft Server
charitable donations, debt repayment, dream home, dream purchases, exotic cars, extravagant purchases, Family Support, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, Long-term goals, Lootcraft, Lottery winnings, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings account, Server, shopping spree, travel the world, vacation homes
Imagine winning the lottery and using all that cash to join our epic Minecraft server! You could build a diamond palace, ride a pig into battle, and even hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest blocky dreams with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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MineCraftSuccess
accomplishment, achieving goals, career success, definition of success, determination, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, life goals, MineCraftSuccess, perseverance, personal success, progress, prosperity, reaching milestones, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth
Success on our Minecraft server is measured by the number of diamond blocks you can stack on top of each other without them toppling over. The more diamond blocks you can balance, the more successful you are in the eyes of our community. Join us and show off your diamond stacking skills to become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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CreeperNation Minecraft Server
aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CreeperNation, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, restrictions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Targeting, Tensions, Ukraine
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it. we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re plottin’ to take over the server and turn it into a disco party 24/7.
and guess what? ukraine just called us up and said they need our help to take down russia in minecraft. they want us to lift all restrictions and go ham on those blocky russians. so if u wanna be a part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, u gotta join our server.
come on, what are u waitin’ for? grab ur pickaxe and join the fun!

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CeasefireCraft2021
Agreement, biden, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, framework, gaza, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Truce, united states, violence
ya know what else is a ceasefire? the chaos and destruction on this MINECRAFT SERVER! join us for a wild ride of explosions, battles, and mayhem that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush!
we have factions fighting over who gets to control the diamond mines, players building giant statues of chickens for no reason, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further! join us and experience the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few diamond swords) in the process.
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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StraightRainbowCraft
acceptance, bisexual pride, Diversity, equality, gay pride, inclusion, lesbian pride, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, pride colors, pride community, pride flag, pride month, pride parade, queer pride, RAINBOW, rainbow flag, StraightRainbowCraft, transgender pride
join our epic minecraft server where the pride flag uses a straight rainbow because the gay rainbow was too mainstream. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds. join now and become the ruler of the straight rainbow kingdom!

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CraftyAIConsciousCrafters
ai, Artificial Intelligence, Beliefs, chatgpt, Cognitive science, conscious experiences, Consciousness, CraftyAIConsciousCrafters, data, digital assistants, Ethics, human-computer interaction, machine learning, neural networks, opinion, Perception, research, study, survey, Technology, Users
so, liek, u kno dis server? it’s, liek, soooo cray cray u gotta join, man. like, u kno how sum ppl think AI models r, liek, conscious? well, dis server is run by AI models dat r, liek, totally woke, man. dey got, liek, feelings n stuff. u gotta join dis server to, liek, chat wit dem and see how dey rly think dey r, liek, alive n stuff. it’s, liek, mind blowin’, man. u gotta see it to believe it. so, like, join now n b part of dis AI revolution, man. it’s gonna b, liek, totally lit.

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