🔥Christmas Santa Lap sitting Minecraft Servers

/Virtual Reality Lewd General Minecraft SMP #2439

18+ Avatar Resources, Anime models, Avatar Resources, Bag o’ dicks, Christmas Santa Lap sitting, Comfy Party, furry thread, game night, general, Guide to Avatars, Holiday Seggsploration, lewd, Minecraft, New to VR, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, playspace mover, Previous thread, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Tech, tierlist, Upcoming Events, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, wardrobe malfunction

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a wardrobe malfunction? Look no further than /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2439! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™️ because we take gaming to a whole new level.

Join us if you’re new to VR and want to dive into a world where anything goes. Need an 18+ avatar? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (yes, really).

Our community is all about pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in VR. Want to sit on Santa’s lap for Christmas? We’ve got a lap-sitting event just for you. Or how about a holiday seggsploration to ring in the new year?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not just building blocks, we’re building outrageous stories and unforgettable experiences. Grab your headset and come play with us – you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: Iran vs Israel

aggression, Allies, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, U.S. forces, Wsp

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are HIGH and the drama is REAL? Well, lemme tell ya bout this crazy server where U.S. forces are legit moving toward Israel because Iran be talkin smack and threatening to attack! Like, bruh, you gotta join this server just to see what happens next! Will there be a full-on war or will the players band together to stop the madness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in epic Minecraft fashion!

Freakycraft

Active, build battles, commands, Community, community discussions, Datapacks, Essentialsx, Events, FreakyCraft, Griefing, Minecraft, passionate, Plugins, Polls, PvP battles, pvp combat, Semivanilla, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillatweaks

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ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒻𝓉 is a survival server with:

• Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks

• Plugins such as EssentialsX

• Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp

• A fun community willing to help new members find their way around the server

• Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server

• Fun events such as build battles and PvP battles

• Active and passionate community-drawn discussions

• Stealing from bases is allowed, but griefing bases is not

• PvP combat is allowed

freakycraft.mynetgear.com

United Lands: Where the creepers vote for mayor and the pigs run the economy!

CREEPERS, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Epic Wars & Combat, explore the world, gameplay, Grief Protection, Ip:, Lands, Lite-RP, Map, Mayor, Non-P2W Environment, Pigs, Progression, PvP, RUN, smp, Thriving Economy, Towny Earth, United, Video Trailer, Vote, War

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United Lands Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch the exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here.
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues with 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, and player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

1. What is the IP address for the United Lands Minecraft server?

The IP address is red.unitedlands.org.

2. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

3. Is there a map of the server available?

Yes, you can access the map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

EuphoricKaleidoCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Anime NYC, Ayase Yuu, BIRMINGHAM, CLARA, EIEN Project, eimi, Eimi Isami, elden ring, EuphoricKaleidoCraft, Gram Pico, Hikanari Hina, Hina, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kawaii, Kokoromo Memory, LIA, Lia-senpai, Loki-sama, Love Live!, Lumi-senpai, Memory, Minecraft, MODERN, Muu Muyu, Panko-senpai, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Pico-chan, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, tsunderia, VeXpo, VReverie Extended, Yuu

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of magical birbs on a karaoke binge? Look no further than /pcgen3k/! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our players are like no other – Clara does sleepy roleplays that will have you questioning reality, while Yuu takes on Overwatch like a pro after a long streaming hiatus. And let’s not forget about Loki-sama, who played Resident Evil 4 for over 8 hours straight because, well, why not?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Phase is heading to VeXpo in the UK and Anime NYC, and Pico-chan is hosting a Love Live! karaoke that will blow your mind. Plus, Hina and Saya are teaming up with some senpais for a panel that’s bound to be legendary.

And if you’re into ghost stories, Pico-chan and Loki-sama are putting together a “Hyakumonogatari” night that will have you sleeping with the lights on. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insanity that is /pcgen3k/ – join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

#revelation, arousal, bodily functions, confusion, Cum, Cummer, Cumming in your pants, Green Women, humor, Innocence, metaphor, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pants, power, sexual awakening, Sexuality, shock, Slang, smp, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, unexpected pleasure, urban legend

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

WeddingCrasher420

Airbnb, best friends, celebration, Commitment, Communication, destination wedding, Distance, Effort, friendship, Hawaii, long distance, loyalty, Michigan, one sided, pride, Priorities, relationships, travel, tux, Wedding, WeddingCrasher420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and weddings are planned in Michigan! Join us for a wild ride filled with tuxedo rentals, airbnb stays, and one-sided relationships.

Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.

But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.

Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!

CelebSecretsMC SMP

A-list secrets, behind the scenes, celebrity confessions, celebrity secrets, CelebSecretsMC, confidential details, exclusive information, exclusive interviews, famous people secrets, gossip, hidden truths, hollywood secrets, insider knowledge, juicy rumors, paparazzi stories, Private Lives, scandalous revelations, shocking revelations, smp, star secrets, tabloid rumors, untold stories

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky20sWasted

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Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like studying or working? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and spend your days building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual pigs. Who needs a social life when you can have a virtual one filled with creepers and diamonds? Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Trust us, your 30-year-old self will thank you for it.

BridgeBusters Minecraft Server

annexation, Black sea, BridgeBusters, Budanov, coming months, Conflict, Crimean Bridge, danger, Destroyed, Engineering, escalation, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat, Transportation, Ukraine, Warning

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the crimean bridge! but watch out, budanov is on a rampage and he might just blow it up in the next few months! join now for the thrill of potentially witnessing a bridge explosion in blocky form! who needs real world drama when you can have it all in minecraft? come join us for the chaos and destruction!

HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, CNN Politics, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisCraft, international relations, Middle East conflict, military intervention, russia, Russia and Houthis, Russia weapons shipment, Saudi Arabia, Saudi pressure, united states, US and Saudi pressure, US pressure, weapons, weapons shipment, Yemen crisis

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than russia but we actually share them with everyone cuz we’re nice like that. we had to pull back some weapons shipments cuz the US and saudi were like “no way bro” but don’t worry we still got plenty to go around. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff, like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Players:	100/600	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Players:	100/400	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2474
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Players:	91/400	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	875
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	2448
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Farms Harvested:	762

Players:	95/400	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	132

Players:	106/200	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3652
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

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CraftyCreeperz: Iran vs Israel

Freakycraft

United Lands: Where the creepers vote for mayor and the pigs run the economy!

United Lands Minecraft Server

FAQ

1. What is the IP address for the United Lands Minecraft server?

2. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

3. Is there a map of the server available?

EuphoricKaleidoCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

WeddingCrasher420

CelebSecretsMC SMP

Blocky20sWasted

BridgeBusters Minecraft Server

HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Potions Brewed:	105	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Players:	94/500	Votes:	7701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	8875	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Players:	104/300	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Players:	105/700	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	984	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Players:	94/300	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	6707	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	4787	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6034	Divine Spears Created:	14

Players:	105/600	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6868
Crops Grown:	3800	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	2143	Magic Wands Crafted:	18