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Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

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Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

RocketCraft: SirenZone

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!

Phoenix-Network

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Phoenix Network Prison | Skyblock | MiniGames| BoxPvP

Phoenix Network focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: Phoenix-Network.Net

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ENDWAR MC

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The EndWarMC Minecraft Lifesteal Network is an intense, survival-based Minecraft server where players engage in high-stakes combat to steal each other’s hearts. The unique Lifesteal mechanic allows players to gain extra health by defeating enemies, but losing a fight means forfeiting your health to your opponent. With an immersive PvP environment, strategic alliances, and constant action, EndWarMC offers an adrenaline-packed experience. Whether you’re building up your base, hunting for loot, or battling rivals for dominance, every heart matters. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this relentless world!

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Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	130	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6506

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4764
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Crazy Christmas novels Minecraft Servers

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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SoulPvP

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CraftySisterBetrayal

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BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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BlockyBantsCraft

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RocketCraft: SirenZone

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Phoenix-Network

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ENDWAR MC

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Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	8

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2