””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

PoolPartyPwnage

activities, Adults, Awareness, children, Community, Kids, leisure, lifeguard, Monitoring, parents, pool jets, PoolPartyPwnage, poolside, public pool, Recreation, Safety, socializing, Summer, supervision, swimming, water play

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get sucked into a vortex and end up in this crazy server where all the adults are hanging out by the public pool jets. And guess what? They’re not even swimming, they’re just chilling there, sipping on potions and chatting about the meaning of life.

But here’s the best part – they invite you to join them! They’re like, “Hey, come hang out with us and build some epic underwater bases while we debate whether creepers are secretly plotting to take over the world.” And you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”

So now you’re part of this wacky community where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. You’ll go on crazy adventures, battle giant squids, and maybe even uncover the secret conspiracy of the chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pigs as the rulers of the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding sheep, then come join us at [Server Name]! Who knows what kind of absurd shenanigans you’ll get into next.

HotPoliticianBrains

Analysis, climate change, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Communication, global warming, heat impact, heat stress, Heat Waves, heatwave effects, heatwave research, HotPoliticianBrains, older politicians, political discourse, political speeches, politicians, public speaking, research, speech complexity

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9479	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

MagnificentCentury 1.20.4 Survival, Bosses, Classes Minecraft server

Abilities, Bosses, Cities, Classes, Heroes, Magic, Pets, Skills, Survival, Territory, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Magnificent Century is a unique server with

a combination of Heroes and Towny plugins

Which allow players

– Build your own cities

– Fight for territory

– Develop skills and abilities

5.42.211.33

Welcome to Alinea, the server where even the llamas are pros at Minecraft!

Alinea, Binding, charged silk touch, charged unbreaking, commands, Cooperative, custom enchantments, custom expansion, enchantment polish, enchantment system, extra records, food skewers, Immersive, Llamas, Minecraft, No pvp, overpowered books, Pros, rebalances, Server, Settlements, simple voice chat, smp, unstable enchantments, Whitelist, wholesome community

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Alinea Minecraft Server

Overview:

Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

Server Features	Details
Proximity Voice Chat	Use Simple Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbors in-game
Food Skewers	Try out new foods, including veggie skewers
Extra Records	Enjoy new music discs in the game
Whitelist	All builds are protected behind a whitelist

Other features:

No commands or claims – to maintain immersion
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments and curses
Wholesome community – play cooperatively
No PvP – consent-based
Various rebalances – for balanced gameplay

Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I join the SMP server?

To join, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. You will have an interview and review of the rules before playing.

What are unstable enchantments?

Unstable enchantments are a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. They are created by combining max-level enchanted books and enchantment polish in an anvil. These books are very powerful but cannot be added directly to tools.

What custom enchantments are available?

Alinea offers various custom enchantments like Binding, Charged Silk Touch, Harvest, Hoover, and more. These enchants enhance gameplay without the need for mods.

Can I use the custom enchantments with a vanilla client?

Yes, you can use all features on the server with a vanilla client, except for the proximity voice chat.

CraftySuicide Minecraft Server

coping strategies, CraftySuicide, depression, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, Server, suicidal behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, suicide intervention, Suicide prevention, suicide risk assessment, suicide survivor, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	345
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Want to escape the endless cycle of work and responsibility? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers, not yourself. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those dark thoughts of ending it all. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical powers to bring good luck and happiness – who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you’ll be killing is time.

Roman’s Extreme Makeover Minecraft Server

adaptation, Cancer, changed color, chemotherapy, emotional changes, EXTREME, EYES, facial structure, health, Hope, makeover, Medical, Minecraft, oncology, personal growth, physical changes, Recovery, resilience, Román, ROMANS, Server, Support, survivor, transformation, Treatment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of transformation like Roman did! Our server is so epic, it can even change your entire facial structure and eye color! Who needs plastic surgery when you have our server, right? Come join us and witness the magic for yourself!

MomLiesMC Server

Boundaries, Communication, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Family secrets, Gaslighting, Honesty, Manipulation, MomLiesMC, mother-daughter relationships, neglect, parental relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, Self Respect, self worth, Server, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like this player’s relationship with their mom.

Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!

And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?

HomelessCraft

apartment, arguments, bread winner, family, Gaslighting, HomelessCraft, homelessness, House work, income, Inheritance, kitchen, mental health, Messy, Mortgage, Mother, ownership, renting, sister, summer break, Tantrum, University

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	64
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9990
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor soul who had to deal with a messy family situation! On our server, you can build your own virtual home without worrying about messy roommates leaving food crumbs everywhere. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any gaslighting or inheritance drama – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft! So come join us and leave your real life problems behind – after all, who needs a $1.6 million house when you can have a virtual mansion in our server? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter, blockier future together!

SkillSwap Minecraft Server

accelerated learning, expertise acquisition, instant learning, mastering skills, Minecraft, personal development, quick learning, quick mastery, quick skill acquisition, quick skill development, rapid skill development, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill mastery desire, skill mastery dream, skill mastery goal, skill perfection, skill proficiency, SkillSwap, talent acquisition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6848
Star Shards Collected:	193	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	81
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of taming wild llamas with just a wink and a smile! Imagine riding into battle on a majestic llama steed, leading your army to victory with your newfound llama-whispering abilities. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the llama king of our server – join now and start your llama-riding adventures today!

CraftyCompliments

Achievements, Appearance, Charm, communication skills, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, creativity, emotional intelligence, fashion sense, intelligence, Kindness, leadership abilities, listening skills, Personality, positivity, self esteem, sense of humor, Skills, Talents, work ethic

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll be praised for your impeccable block-placing skills and your ability to survive the most treacherous of creeper explosions!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic builds and your uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with just a single bone. Rumor has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most admired player in all of Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena in the spawn village!

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