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Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7073	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?

BlockyButtBusters

beauty standards, BlockyButtBusters, body autonomy, body image, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender stereotypes, Harassment, media representation, Misogyny, objectification, rape culture, self worth, sexism, slut shaming, social media, tired of being sexualized, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7162
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of being sexualized in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space where your pixels will never be objectified! Join us and experience a world where your blocky avatar can roam free without fear of inappropriate comments or gestures. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual villagers throw the most epic block parties where the only thing getting smashed is the cobblestone! So come join us and let your pixelated hair down in a world where consent is always respected, even in the virtual realm!

52ShadesOfLife

52ShadesOfLife, education level, ethnicity, frequency of sex, health benefits, health disparities, health outcomes, life expectancy, lifestyle factors, Longevity, longevity benefits, mortality rate, mortality risk, preventative health, public health, research study, sexual activity, socioeconomic factors, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality, women’s wellness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5309
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Animals Bred:	81	Herobrine Sightings:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!

IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!

Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

1.21, base, Community, Cores, CPU, Crafting, Dedicated, Discord, Events, Fabric, Farms, Gaming, germany, intel, Kronicle, Machine, maximum, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, procrastinating, productivity, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	8851
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

RareGingerEyes Minecraft Server

beauty standards, cultural perceptions, divine plan, evolutionary biology, eye color, genetic diversity, genetic mutations, God’s creation, hair color, human variation, Minecraft, natural selection, non-brown eyes, physical traits, rare characteristics, RareGingerEyes, Rarity, red hair, religious beliefs, Server, spiritual significance, Unique Features

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic brown-haired, brown-eyed Minecraft players out there? Do you crave the spotlight and want to stand out like a majestic unicorn in a sea of horses? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and show off your rare red hair and non-brown eyes like the beautiful, unique snowflake that you are. God must have been feeling extra creative when He made you, so why not flaunt it in the virtual world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, players with red hair and non-brown eyes have special powers and abilities. Some say they can shoot fireballs from their fingertips or summon mythical creatures to do their bidding. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and let your rare features shine bright like a diamond. Who needs brown hair and brown eyes when you can be a one-of-a-kind masterpiece in the world of Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

#youtube, Aleco, Arena helper, Battlegrounds Season 8, Blockstone, Builders, Cora, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Fearless Patch, Hearthstone, Hearthstone General, HSG, Meta report, Minecraft, News, Official Website, patch notes, shadow puppets, smp, statistics, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Wholesome content, Wiki

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	92	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Potions Brewed:	145
Crops Grown:	3883	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

age well, aging, bandana top, battle, Boyfriend, cussed, dress for age, emotionally immature, family, Girlfriend, insulting, Jealousy, mental state, mom, old hooker, oxygen, pill addict, Royale.., sexy outfits, standing up, Support, surgery

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4987
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

NukeCraft: Putin Panic

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military standoff, Nuclear Plant, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Panic, Politics, putin, Putin’s Response, Russian, scrambles, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	128	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server cuz Putin is shakin in his boots as Ukrainian forces be creepin up on a nuclear plant. like bruh, u gonna miss out on all the action if u don’t hop on this server. we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now before u miss out on all the fun and Putin’s next meltdown.

ClassicBlock

Adventure, Community, Creative, customizations, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	934	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Enchantments Applied:	224
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Our Skyblock Server!

We are a Skyblock server created normal players. Each season, players compete for the coveted Island Top. The top player earns a special rank for the next season, showcasing their achievement.

In ClassicBlock, players can purchase ranks with in-game currency earned through gameplay. Engage in battles and a special mob arena, with challenges and rewards based on your rank. Additionally, explore special crates filled with exciting items!

When we created our Classic Block Skyblock server, simplicity was our priority. Our goal is to provide an experience where you can just jump on and play, while still enjoying a touch of competitive fun.

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