Christianity Minecraft Servers

Christianity

  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

    And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

    So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

    Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JesusCraft: Where Creepers meet their maker and players meet their match!

    JesusCraft: Where Creepers meet their maker and players meet their match!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll have the chance to meet Jesus himself! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend, all hanging out in our virtual world. Imagine the epic quests you can go on with Jesus by your side, turning water into wine and walking on water like it’s no big deal.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is the epitome of unadulterated kino. What does that mean, you ask? It means you’ll be experiencing the most epic, action-packed, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a miracle or two. Who knows, you might even become best friends with Jesus himself.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Holy Land

    Blocky Holy Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Welcome to the wacky world of our Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it. But beware, the Carrot Guardians will stop at nothing to protect their precious veggie!

    Build your own castle made entirely of cheese, because why not? And don’t forget to ride around on a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot, who will take you on wild adventures across the land.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender llamas, who are said to possess the ability to speak in Shakespearean English. Brush up on your iambic pentameter and prepare to be amazed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in the land of Jerusalem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hellbound Believers: Where Christians and Muslims Clash in Minecraft!

    Hellbound Believers: Where Christians and Muslims Clash in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike!

    Join us and experience a world where swatting is actually just a hilarious misunderstanding and where valeriasweets92 is the reigning queen of comedy (even if she doesn’t know it yet).

    With crazy events like “The Great Sheep Rebellion” and “The Battle of the Exploding Chickens,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let’s laugh our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

    BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JesusCraft: Where miracles happen in blocks! #blessed #miningforheaven #holycow

    JesusCraft: Where miracles happen in blocks! #blessed #miningforheaven #holycow

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where even Jesus himself would hang out? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus watches Watame! That’s right, our fluffy sheep queen Watame has caught the attention of the man above, so you know we’re legit. Join us for some outrageous adventures, insane builds, and who knows, maybe even a divine intervention or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LocksNBlocks

    LocksNBlocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

    Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

    Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP_SocialMediaIck

    SMP_SocialMediaIck

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP