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F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crops Grown:	5897	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	5619
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1577

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Crops Grown:	7889
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8720
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Falling into the Void:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4711	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	186
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	60
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!