Christian MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

JesusCraft: Holy Creepers and Resurrected Diamonds

Christianity, Worship, SPIRITUAL, CREEPERS, PRAYER

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where Jesus Christ himself is your Lord and Savior in the game.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources and suddenly Jesus appears, turning your stone pickaxe into a diamond one with just a touch. Or maybe you’re in a heated battle with a horde of zombies and Jesus comes down from the heavens, smiting them with a single command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground temple where you can pray for blessings and receive divine loot. And every Sunday, we hold a virtual church service where you can confess your Minecraft sins and receive forgiveness.

So why wait? Join us on this holy Minecraft server and let Jesus guide you to victory!

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BuddhaCraft: Where Enlightenment meets Christianity

Christian, BuddhaCraft, religious beliefs, Medieval Europe, Legends

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with Shakyamuni Buddha turned Christianized folk saint! Imagine building temples with Buddha himself while fighting off creepers and zombies with his divine powers.

Legend has it that Buddha once rode a pig through the Nether and tamed a dragon to protect our server from griefers. Join now to witness these epic battles and maybe even ride a pig yourself!

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore ancient temples and mystical lands with Barlaam and Josaphat as your guides. Who knows what treasures and secrets you’ll uncover along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

HOLY, costume, giant cross, Christian symbolism, cross symbol

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

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PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

april 2024, Advanced, naziesque, nationalist, abortion

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

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Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

ideological ally, blame reversal, soddomite, Drool, Crafty

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

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Hooded Christian Minecraft Server

Practice, confusion, ritual, Observation, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creepers explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Notch himself would be scratching his head.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as unpredictable as a charged creeper. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re riding pigs off cliffs just for fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is so unique, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. And don’t even get us started on the Wither – rumor has it, it’s too scared to spawn here.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where players ride llamas into battle, wear hoods like it’s a fashion statement, and build pixel art that’s so realistic, you’ll think it’s a mod?

Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that’s as crazy as a creeper disco party? See you in the game!

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Crafty Craziness: Where law-abiding, decent, hardworking players go to let loose and have fun in Minecraft!

social norms, dog, Players, bestiality, united states

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies – including having penetrative sex with your dog! Our server is a lawless land where anything goes, so come join us for some truly outrageous adventures.

Whether you’re looking to build a cozy dog house for your furry friend or embark on a quest to find the rarest breed of dog in the land, our server has something for everyone. Who needs outdated laws when you can create your own rules in our virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want things to get too ruff!

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ChosenCraft: Billionaire Christian Warrior President Edition

Bestest President, honored, warrior, billionaire, Wealthy

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you will become The Chosen One, a billionaire Christian warrior who also happens to be the bestest president and successful businessman all rolled into one!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you dominate the virtual world with your unmatched skills, but you will also be crowned the Golf Tournament Champion of the server. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge here is sinking a hole-in-one on our crazy golf course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show everyone why you are the ultimate Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it will be a hilarious disaster)!

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GodlyCraft: Where Every Moment is a White Pill LOL

biblical, psalm 23, moment, pill moment, comfort

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the shadow of death can’t scare you away! Join us and fear no evil as you embark on epic adventures with your trusty rod and staff by your side.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your builds because they know you’re protected by a higher power. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re walking through the valley of friendship, not the valley of the shadow of death.

So come on, join us and let us comfort you with our amazing gameplay, crazy events, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs evil when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

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JesusCraft: Where Pure Christian Girls Thread Their Way to Victory!

christian women, Pure, Christian Lifestyle, Christian girls, Victory

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a beautiful castle with a lovely Proverbs 31 girl by your side? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wacky adventure filled with virgin brides, angelic Proverbs 31 girls, and only the nicest Christian ladies around. Build a church together, go on missions to spread the good word of Notch, and maybe even find your soulmate in the process.

But beware, only the purest of heart and the most devout of players will be able to survive in this crazy world. So grab your Bible, put on your diamond armor, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places.

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